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#1 loliconlover

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 09:57 AM

ok heres a very cheap very effective homemade masterbation sleeve for guys :(

i figured this out when i was about 17.

go to wal-mart (or your local toy store) and buy a water wiggle.

if u dont know what it looks like this link should take u to a picture of them:

http://fussbudget.co...oducts/5016.jpg

one of these at wal-mart costs less than $1!!!

after you get one, drain the fluid from it by poking a small hole in it with a needle or something.
there is a thicker part of overlapping rubber stuff that is easily visible. thats where u should poke a hole
(this may take a couple of minutes to do)
carefull not to squeeze too hard while draining or it could pop

when its fully drained go buy some lubrication of some kind and enjoy. (i use KY warming gel)

at most this will cost you 5 or 6 bucks (with lubrication included)

ive seen more intricate mastorbation sleeves for sale for $30!!! why pay that ridiculous price when u can make one!!!

hope you enjoy this, if the link dont work tell me or google it.

Edited by loliconlover, 17 January 2008 - 10:07 AM.


#2 loliconlover

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 11:37 AM

please post if u think you might give this a try or if u have an invention of ur own.
any feedback is helpful thank you!

Edited by loliconlover, 20 January 2008 - 02:08 AM.


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Posted 17 January 2008 - 12:04 PM

Sounds.. interesting.. I don't know how good it would feel though. I would stick to my own home made model.

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 12:14 PM

Sounds.. interesting.. I don't know how good it would feel though. I would stick to my own home made model.


you say you would stick to your own model. would you mind sharing it with me and others.
if you respond, dont forget to list the total cost to make it.

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 12:52 PM

Hahahah, I'm a genius...Anyone ever seen those spiky rubber balls? Usually have a rubber string attached...Well if anyone knows what I'm talking about you can get one for about 3$ and rip off the string and cap that keeps the air in, turn inside out to where the spikes are inside (also, you can put it in an empty water bottle cut out the bottom and put it inside.), place in hot water for a few minutes and its done. Substitute flesh light anyone?.
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 01:14 PM

I feel sorry for your guys' hands. poor betty just don't get love anymore

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 02:27 PM

I feel sorry for your guys' hands. poor betty just don't get love anymore


who the hell is betty? and my arms are just fine tyvm. they havent complained once

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 02:56 PM

how do u keep the water from spilling out. and how do you keep the inside out fuzzy ball from falling out the bottle?

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 09:06 AM

who the hell is betty? and my arms are just fine tyvm. they havent complained once


you're pretty dense, lemme spell it out for you.

I gave your hand a typical girl name (I.E Betty), then you stop using your hand to beat off, and instead use these wierd water balloon contraptions, and then your hand gets sad because you replaced it.

It's a joke, you know, those things you laugh at

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 10:29 AM

you're pretty dense, lemme spell it out for you.

I gave your hand a typical girl name (I.E Betty), then you stop using your hand to beat off, and instead use these wierd water balloon contraptions, and then your hand gets sad because you replaced it.

It's a joke, you know, those things you laugh at


whoops, misunderstanding, sry bout that.
i did not find it that funny tho... :\
guess im just a tad too slow or we have a dif sence of humor

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 10:40 AM

how do u keep the water from spilling out. and how do you keep the inside out fuzzy ball from falling out the bottle?


You should drain it before you use it, it just needs to be warm with a little moisture. Otherwise it will just drain all over and you'll have a big mess.

You only need to cut off the bottom part of the bottle (leaving the cap (top) part on) it also has to be a fairly small bottle otherwise it will, like you said, slip out and also have no grip.

Still not as good as the real thing...Closest thing I've felt to it though.

Edited by Dududu, 18 January 2008 - 10:41 AM.

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 03:15 PM

you say you would stick to your own model. would you mind sharing it with me and others.
if you respond, dont forget to list the total cost to make it.

Old couch pillow + smooth fabric + hole in pillow = heaven.

I may one day take a picture of my "device" since I have mentioned it before I left a year ago. That's how good it is. I've been using it for a good two years or so.

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Posted 19 January 2008 - 03:12 PM

whoops, misunderstanding, sry bout that.
i did not find it that funny tho... :\
guess im just a tad too slow or we have a dif sence of humor


Mighta gotten lost in Translation, stuff like that happens on the internet O_o

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Posted 19 February 2008 - 01:35 PM

looks like this thread has died.
but is it spamming if i post in here just to bring it back to the top?

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Posted 27 March 2008 - 12:28 PM

Well, here's a method I have not used in quite sometime, but I remember it feeling quite nice.

Take 3 socks (may vary do to thickness of sock) and put one inside the other. Then roll from the top (opening) to the bottom so as to make a donut shape. Roll as far as you like. The further you go, the tighter it'll be (same if you use more socks, but it'll be harder to roll). Then take a vinyl glove and put it inside the sock roll. Stretch the top of the glove so that it wraps around the top to prevent it from closing or being stuffed inside when you do your business. Take your pick of lube, apply to the inside of the glove, and have at it. Your mess will be left inside the glove and you simply pull the glove out and toss it. Your socks should be clean. Sorry if this sounds confusing. It is easier to see it done than to explain it.

Note: I don't think latex gloves work as well. Not sure. Also, condoms don't work at all from what I remember.

EDIT: I changed what I said about vinyl/latex. I had them mixed up. Vinyl gloves work well, latex gloves aren't as good, but will get the job done.

Edited by Sekou Shaka, 30 March 2008 - 08:40 PM.

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 01:15 AM

Hmm, this sounds very interesting. I'll have to try it! I've come very close to buying a Fleshlight, so I'm very interested in things like this <_<.

The best trick I've got... I cover my penis in lube, put on a sandwich bag, and then stack up some pillows and pump away. Alternatively, I'll just put on a sock and hump my body pillow if I want a longer, drawn-out session.
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 01:14 PM

Call me old fashion but if it aint my hand/hands then its my pillows.

I've mastered my pillows ^-^.

depending on what type of feeling and how fast your going for you need a thick support pillow going --- while you get a semi soft pillow (a pillow that wont bend to you) going | and one more pillow that is easily folded or squished, hold that pillow aside for a second. place yer self on the pillow and place the 3rd pillow (squishy one) on top and hold down and/or tuck under yer legs and move those hips!!

Good way to learn the motion.

Remember its not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean.



and if you aint got no glove, their aint no love....wrap it before you tap it.

[I use a sock/socks when molesting my pillows]

PS: this explanation Really REALLY sucked. :\ and I did master it lol

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Posted 20 April 2008 - 01:56 PM

Call me old fashion but if it aint my hand/hands then its my pillows.

I've mastered my pillows ^-^.

depending on what type of feeling and how fast your going for you need a thick support pillow going --- while you get a semi soft pillow (a pillow that wont bend to you) going | and one more pillow that is easily folded or squished, hold that pillow aside for a second. place yer self on the pillow and place the 3rd pillow (squishy one) on top and hold down and/or tuck under yer legs and move those hips!!

Good way to learn the motion.

Remember its not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean.
and if you aint got no glove, their aint no love....wrap it before you tap it.

[I use a sock/socks when molesting my pillows]

PS: this explanation Really REALLY sucked. :\ and I did master it lol


Heh, cool to find a fellow pillow humper. Pillows need tender lovin', too ^_^.
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Posted 18 November 2008 - 10:27 AM

i just ordered 4 of these to try out different types. i got; the standard 1.6" D x 4.5" L, the colossal 9.25" L x ??" D, the one that has beads in it 1.6" D x 4.5" L, and the chubby beaded 2" D x 4.5" L. the is two i didn't get is; the mini, it has no tech data but it would be perfect for L.Lover because it would simulate a L., and the regular no beaded chubby 2" D x 4.5" L. i might buy the mini just to try, it might be like the super tight fleshlight. also if the beaded feels good but not the beads i will opt for that one.

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 07:50 AM

The best homemade pussy ever is as follows:

1. Go to your backyard (at night of course)
2. Dig a small hole in a soft dirt area
3. Make the hole slightly wider than your cock and deep enough to accept your cock
4. Start with a small spoon then use your fingers to create the shape
5. If the weather outside is warm, skip to step 7
6. If the weather outside is cold, fill the hole with a cup of hot water first then
7. Fill the hole with a small pot of hot oatmeal (medium to thick consistency)
8. Don't worry about the hot water or hot oatmeal, the ground will cool it off so make sure it's hot
9. Lay down on the ground and stick your cock into the warm hole and fuck until you cum (feels great)
10. The thrill of possibly getting caught makes the excitement even more fun

Edited by paubro36, 02 December 2011 - 08:33 AM.





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